1 00:00:00,969 --> 00:00:02,773 I'm glad you were available to come 2 00:00:02,839 --> 00:00:03,974 to this singles mixer. 3 00:00:04,041 --> 00:00:05,745 I just wanted to do something nice 4 00:00:05,812 --> 00:00:07,248 to take your mind off Viscera. 5 00:00:07,415 --> 00:00:09,452 I know you like her, and I also know 6 00:00:09,452 --> 00:00:11,323 - it's not happening. - Why? 7 00:00:11,390 --> 00:00:13,193 She's too serious about her career 8 00:00:13,293 --> 00:00:14,630 to date her boss's son. 9 00:00:14,730 --> 00:00:16,266 She won't poop where she eats, 10 00:00:16,333 --> 00:00:17,802 which is a terrible metaphor, 11 00:00:17,902 --> 00:00:21,242 and a shame because pooping and eating at the same time 12 00:00:21,309 --> 00:00:23,781 is one of life's great pleasures. 13 00:00:23,881 --> 00:00:25,117 I know why I'm here, Dad. 14 00:00:25,217 --> 00:00:26,587 What about you? 15 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:28,223 Well, I'm here to make sure you don't hook up 16 00:00:28,323 --> 00:00:29,726 with any of my sloppy seconds. 17 00:00:29,826 --> 00:00:31,162 At least, not unwittingly. 18 00:00:31,296 --> 00:00:33,166 So, let's see. That would be her, 19 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:34,937 her, him, him too, 20 00:00:35,037 --> 00:00:37,074 her, him, that group over there, 21 00:00:37,174 --> 00:00:39,713 - that barstool you're sitting on. - Ah! 22 00:00:39,813 --> 00:00:41,048 Hello! 23 00:00:41,148 --> 00:00:43,888 Ty, why don't you introduce me to your friend? 24 00:00:44,022 --> 00:00:45,191 What? 25 00:00:45,291 --> 00:00:47,562 Oh, sorry about my dad. I'm Ty. 26 00:00:47,695 --> 00:00:49,331 Megaera. No need to apologize. 27 00:00:49,465 --> 00:00:50,568 It was actually kind of smooth. 28 00:00:50,702 --> 00:00:52,873 - Was it? - No, not at all. 29 00:00:54,375 --> 00:00:55,812 So, what do you do? 30 00:00:55,912 --> 00:00:58,249 Oh, um, I don't really like to talk about that. 31 00:00:58,316 --> 00:01:01,623 Oh, no, I hate talking about my job so much 32 00:01:01,723 --> 00:01:04,094 I don't even have one. 33 00:01:04,195 --> 00:01:05,197 Not in a sad way, 34 00:01:05,297 --> 00:01:07,301 more like a cool, idle-rich way. 35 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:08,436 I live on a houseboat. 36 00:01:08,604 --> 00:01:10,073 Oh, that sounds kind of fun. 37 00:01:10,174 --> 00:01:12,010 Really? 38 00:01:13,781 --> 00:01:15,618 - What is happening? - We matched. 39 00:01:15,751 --> 00:01:17,354 Time for the dragon to throw us off the barge. 40 00:01:17,488 --> 00:01:19,058 Time for the dragon to what now? 41 00:01:47,114 --> 00:01:48,216 Good morning, family! 42 00:01:48,349 --> 00:01:49,485 You're looking at a man 43 00:01:49,653 --> 00:01:51,624 who got very, very lucky last night. 44 00:01:51,724 --> 00:01:55,197 Please tell your father about it in exquisite detail. 45 00:01:55,297 --> 00:01:58,737 Well, after Meg and I tumbled off the barge 46 00:01:58,837 --> 00:01:59,974 and I stopped screaming, 47 00:02:00,074 --> 00:02:01,376 we got dinner. 48 00:02:01,476 --> 00:02:03,747 So far, this amount of detail 49 00:02:03,847 --> 00:02:05,016 is doing nothing for me. 50 00:02:05,117 --> 00:02:06,586 We're taking things slowly. 51 00:02:06,686 --> 00:02:08,489 - Now you've lost me entirely. - Hey, Ty. 52 00:02:08,557 --> 00:02:10,995 Do you think you could help me with some city business tonight? 53 00:02:11,095 --> 00:02:12,732 Oh, I have a date. 54 00:02:12,832 --> 00:02:13,868 Oh. 55 00:02:14,001 --> 00:02:15,270 But maybe I still can. 56 00:02:15,370 --> 00:02:17,275 There's a lot of time in the day. 57 00:02:17,375 --> 00:02:18,845 That's the thing, no one agrees 58 00:02:18,978 --> 00:02:20,213 on how much day is in a day, 59 00:02:20,313 --> 00:02:21,650 so people keep missing appointments. 60 00:02:21,817 --> 00:02:24,021 I thought you and I could start watching the sunsets 61 00:02:24,154 --> 00:02:25,323 to get a handle on it. 62 00:02:25,423 --> 00:02:28,898 Do you need my help watching the sunset? 63 00:02:28,998 --> 00:02:30,233 Yeah, at Poppy Peak. 64 00:02:30,333 --> 00:02:32,271 But you have a date, so forget I mentioned it. 65 00:02:32,371 --> 00:02:34,609 I might be able to move some things around. 66 00:02:34,709 --> 00:02:36,781 Whatever, we can do it another night. 67 00:02:36,914 --> 00:02:38,317 The sun sets every day. 68 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:40,755 At least, I think it does. 69 00:02:40,822 --> 00:02:42,759 Dad, could you talk to me in the other room, please? 70 00:02:42,859 --> 00:02:46,733 I hope it's the bathroom, because that's where I'm headed. 71 00:02:48,002 --> 00:02:50,474 A message from the Social Secretary! 72 00:02:50,542 --> 00:02:52,512 Uh, Dad left. It's just us here. 73 00:02:52,579 --> 00:02:54,482 Well, I already did the trumpet noise, 74 00:02:54,583 --> 00:02:56,019 so I'm just gonna say the thing. 75 00:02:56,186 --> 00:02:58,356 The Royal Family of the Kingdom of Sebacea 76 00:02:58,423 --> 00:03:00,695 regret to inform you that they have a plague. 77 00:03:00,828 --> 00:03:03,834 So we will either have to reschedule your visit, 78 00:03:03,968 --> 00:03:05,939 or, depending on the death toll, 79 00:03:06,072 --> 00:03:07,441 cancel it permanently. 80 00:03:07,576 --> 00:03:09,513 Did you say "plague"? 81 00:03:09,647 --> 00:03:11,182 Mom, why did you say "plague" 82 00:03:11,282 --> 00:03:12,852 the same way I would say "cake?" 83 00:03:12,952 --> 00:03:15,290 Because the first god who shows up to a plague city 84 00:03:15,390 --> 00:03:16,627 gets to claim credit for it, 85 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:19,332 and then the whole city cowers in fear 86 00:03:19,465 --> 00:03:20,635 every time we go back. 87 00:03:20,735 --> 00:03:22,304 That's not like cake. 88 00:03:22,471 --> 00:03:24,909 So if you'll excuse me, Mama's got to go get paid. 89 00:03:25,043 --> 00:03:26,680 Mind if I tag along? 90 00:03:26,780 --> 00:03:28,149 Why? 91 00:03:28,283 --> 00:03:29,853 The Sebaceans are fish people. 92 00:03:29,953 --> 00:03:31,055 You might need a translator. 93 00:03:31,155 --> 00:03:32,925 I speak a little glub-glub. 94 00:03:33,026 --> 00:03:34,530 I should be fine. 95 00:03:34,630 --> 00:03:35,598 All right, fine. 96 00:03:35,698 --> 00:03:37,234 You're gonna be doing some high-level godding. 97 00:03:37,335 --> 00:03:38,436 I want to see it. 98 00:03:38,504 --> 00:03:40,040 I want to study the master at work. 99 00:03:40,140 --> 00:03:41,342 Well, next time, lead with that. 100 00:03:41,409 --> 00:03:43,580 Easily swayed by flattery exit. 101 00:03:44,816 --> 00:03:46,018 Oh, yeah! 102 00:03:46,119 --> 00:03:48,690 Who's a good girl? 103 00:03:49,993 --> 00:03:51,195 Dad, you were so wrong. 104 00:03:51,262 --> 00:03:52,665 Viscera is into me. 105 00:03:52,765 --> 00:03:55,103 Just so I'm clear, is this a situation 106 00:03:55,170 --> 00:03:57,341 where me being wrong is a good thing for you? 107 00:03:57,441 --> 00:03:58,977 Because if it is, hooray! 108 00:03:59,077 --> 00:04:00,314 You heard what she said. 109 00:04:00,447 --> 00:04:02,853 She wants me to time the sunset with her. 110 00:04:02,953 --> 00:04:04,188 Time the sunset? 111 00:04:04,289 --> 00:04:06,126 That's a completely made-up activity. 112 00:04:06,226 --> 00:04:07,495 It's on. 113 00:04:07,596 --> 00:04:08,931 That's great. So, what's the problem? 114 00:04:09,031 --> 00:04:10,835 The problem is I've got this new girlfriend, Meg. 115 00:04:10,968 --> 00:04:12,003 Oh, God, I'm going to have 116 00:04:12,104 --> 00:04:13,641 to break it off with her, aren't I? 117 00:04:13,741 --> 00:04:14,809 Oh, I hate this. 118 00:04:14,909 --> 00:04:15,978 I feel sick. 119 00:04:16,078 --> 00:04:18,684 Son, what are you trying to tell me? 120 00:04:18,784 --> 00:04:20,855 Are you monogamous? 121 00:04:20,989 --> 00:04:23,628 What? Yeah, I guess. 122 00:04:23,728 --> 00:04:26,132 Listen, I'll love you no matter what, 123 00:04:26,232 --> 00:04:28,504 and I'm willing to accept your lifestyle. 124 00:04:28,638 --> 00:04:32,211 I'd just rather not have to hear about it. 125 00:04:36,152 --> 00:04:37,889 Fair people of Sebacea! 126 00:04:37,989 --> 00:04:39,057 You must be wondering 127 00:04:39,157 --> 00:04:43,032 why you've all been dying and/or getting very ugly. 128 00:04:43,132 --> 00:04:44,569 Well, wonder no longer. 129 00:04:44,703 --> 00:04:47,274 I, the goddess Queen Deliria, 130 00:04:47,408 --> 00:04:49,278 have brought this plague upon you 131 00:04:49,412 --> 00:04:51,684 because you have displeased me. 132 00:04:51,784 --> 00:04:53,452 I've always looked like this, 133 00:04:53,587 --> 00:04:54,890 so I'm good, right? 134 00:04:54,990 --> 00:04:56,459 No, I erased your memory. 135 00:04:56,594 --> 00:04:58,362 Yesterday, you were gorgeous. 136 00:04:58,462 --> 00:04:59,766 I was? 137 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:02,004 That is... awesome! 138 00:05:02,104 --> 00:05:04,408 Well, we didn't know which god we had upset, 139 00:05:04,509 --> 00:05:05,745 but now that we do, 140 00:05:05,879 --> 00:05:07,414 we can do something about it, right, guys? 141 00:05:07,549 --> 00:05:09,184 Hold up a second, King August. 142 00:05:09,284 --> 00:05:10,487 I just have a few questions. 143 00:05:10,588 --> 00:05:12,559 What the hell do you think you're doing? 144 00:05:12,692 --> 00:05:14,195 Just a little science. 145 00:05:14,261 --> 00:05:15,832 What's your main source of drinking water? 146 00:05:15,932 --> 00:05:17,101 Is it this pond? 147 00:05:17,167 --> 00:05:18,905 Yes. Why do you ask? 148 00:05:19,005 --> 00:05:20,340 Yes, why do you ask? 149 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:22,979 Because you're very close to displeasing me right now, 150 00:05:23,079 --> 00:05:24,983 and I am in a plaguing mood. 151 00:05:25,083 --> 00:05:27,020 I got a theory that plagues are caused 152 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:28,824 by something in poopy water. 153 00:05:28,957 --> 00:05:29,859 Potentially the poop. 154 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:32,163 Well, stop having that theory. 155 00:05:32,264 --> 00:05:34,202 You said you were going to study me, 156 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:36,306 and before that, you said you speak glub-glub. 157 00:05:36,406 --> 00:05:38,710 Whatever it took to get you to bring me here. 158 00:05:38,844 --> 00:05:41,216 Now I'm gonna figure out how plague works, 159 00:05:41,349 --> 00:05:43,955 so it can be avoided in the future. 160 00:05:44,088 --> 00:05:45,224 Why would you do 161 00:05:45,324 --> 00:05:47,093 such a petty, vindictive thing? 162 00:05:47,194 --> 00:05:50,233 Why do you think? For the glory. Duh! 163 00:05:50,333 --> 00:05:52,337 Well, you do your little science, 164 00:05:52,437 --> 00:05:53,975 but stay out of my way. 165 00:05:54,075 --> 00:05:55,310 And if you give them even a hint 166 00:05:55,410 --> 00:05:57,515 that I didn't cause this one, I swear I... 167 00:05:57,649 --> 00:05:59,686 Hey! Are you gonna be a while? 168 00:05:59,786 --> 00:06:01,322 Yes, we're going to be a while. 169 00:06:01,422 --> 00:06:02,659 And you just got yourself 170 00:06:02,759 --> 00:06:05,430 three more weeks of plague for interrupting. 171 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:06,934 Oh, Algus! 172 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:08,069 Stupid, stupid! 173 00:06:08,202 --> 00:06:09,640 Why did you have to... 174 00:06:09,740 --> 00:06:11,375 Well, everyone makes mistakes. 175 00:06:11,510 --> 00:06:14,215 You'll get them next time, Algus! 176 00:06:14,382 --> 00:06:15,618 Thanks for meeting me early. 177 00:06:15,684 --> 00:06:16,987 Oh, I was happy to. 178 00:06:17,087 --> 00:06:18,524 You know, my oracle told me 179 00:06:18,591 --> 00:06:20,561 I was gonna meet a funny guy on a barge. 180 00:06:20,661 --> 00:06:23,332 Actually, get this, she said "a keeper." 181 00:06:23,432 --> 00:06:25,136 Ooh, isn't that amazing? 182 00:06:25,237 --> 00:06:26,940 Yeah... About that. 183 00:06:27,073 --> 00:06:29,646 - Is everything alright? - No, I mean, yes. 184 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:32,351 I mean, there's something I need to... 185 00:06:32,451 --> 00:06:33,620 Oh, my God. 186 00:06:33,754 --> 00:06:35,658 Hold on. I cannot believe he's here. 187 00:06:35,825 --> 00:06:37,260 - Who? - I'm so sorry. 188 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:38,764 I need to take care of this real quick. 189 00:06:38,864 --> 00:06:40,333 Seth! I see you! 190 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:42,939 You think you can enjoy a nice meal? 191 00:06:43,039 --> 00:06:44,743 You can never escape me! 192 00:06:44,843 --> 00:06:45,911 I am relentless. 193 00:06:46,012 --> 00:06:47,414 I am unforgiving. 194 00:06:47,548 --> 00:06:49,553 Wherever you go, whatever you do, 195 00:06:49,653 --> 00:06:51,957 I am your personal destruction. 196 00:06:52,057 --> 00:06:56,266 The only way to make it stop is to kill yourself. 197 00:06:56,433 --> 00:06:57,635 Do it! Do it now! 198 00:07:00,708 --> 00:07:02,010 He's thinking about it. 199 00:07:07,253 --> 00:07:08,691 I'm sorry. Are you... 200 00:07:08,724 --> 00:07:09,926 I'm a Fury. 201 00:07:10,026 --> 00:07:11,964 So sorry to have to work on our date. 202 00:07:12,097 --> 00:07:13,700 I hate people who do that. 203 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:15,538 So your job is to... 204 00:07:15,672 --> 00:07:17,073 To torment men. Yeah. 205 00:07:17,140 --> 00:07:18,778 When a guy messes up with a woman, she'll call us, 206 00:07:18,878 --> 00:07:20,681 and we torment the guy until he kills himself. 207 00:07:20,781 --> 00:07:23,420 Which you really should consider! 208 00:07:23,588 --> 00:07:25,725 So, anyway, that's why I don't really like 209 00:07:25,859 --> 00:07:27,562 to talk about it early in a relationship. 210 00:07:27,662 --> 00:07:29,498 The Fury energy tends to intimidate guys, 211 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:31,402 and sometimes I kind of can't quite... 212 00:07:31,537 --> 00:07:33,306 ...shake it off right away! 213 00:07:33,473 --> 00:07:34,642 You know? It kind of wants to... 214 00:07:34,743 --> 00:07:36,278 ...hang on a little! 215 00:07:36,412 --> 00:07:38,149 But you're not intimidated, are you? 216 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:41,590 Did you say there was something you wanted to talk about? 217 00:07:41,657 --> 00:07:44,729 Nope. 218 00:07:47,434 --> 00:07:50,207 She's a Fury. Megaera's a flippin' Fury. 219 00:07:50,340 --> 00:07:51,643 I need everyone to drop everything 220 00:07:51,743 --> 00:07:53,714 and help me deal with this. 221 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:55,049 I don't see a problem. 222 00:07:55,149 --> 00:07:57,655 I've always wanted to be ravaged by a Fury. 223 00:07:57,788 --> 00:07:59,158 I was gonna break up with her 224 00:07:59,258 --> 00:08:00,828 so I could watch the sunset with my dream girl. 225 00:08:00,929 --> 00:08:02,699 I can't do that now. She'll fury me. 226 00:08:02,799 --> 00:08:04,368 I can't handle getting furied. 227 00:08:04,468 --> 00:08:05,804 No one can. 228 00:08:05,904 --> 00:08:07,976 Exactly, which means I really can't. 229 00:08:08,109 --> 00:08:09,211 What the hell do I do now? 230 00:08:09,311 --> 00:08:10,615 This one's easy. 231 00:08:10,715 --> 00:08:12,417 Get her to dump you. You're great at that! 232 00:08:12,552 --> 00:08:14,054 Thank you, but not this time. 233 00:08:14,154 --> 00:08:17,662 She likes me. Her oracle said I'm a keeper. 234 00:08:17,762 --> 00:08:20,433 Okay, okay, I've got it. 235 00:08:20,534 --> 00:08:22,639 I am the all-seeing oracle. 236 00:08:22,739 --> 00:08:25,310 I've got one eye and it sees everything. 237 00:08:25,376 --> 00:08:28,283 Probably because I'm breathing volcano fumes all day. 238 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:29,619 That's a scuttlebutt on oracles. 239 00:08:29,753 --> 00:08:31,590 They're basically just hallucinating. 240 00:08:31,690 --> 00:08:33,326 I'm gonna pretend to be an oracle 241 00:08:33,426 --> 00:08:34,762 and tell her not to date you. 242 00:08:34,896 --> 00:08:36,566 I don't know, Stupe. Feels risky. 243 00:08:36,666 --> 00:08:40,106 You are getting very sleepy. 244 00:08:40,206 --> 00:08:41,275 That's hypnosis. 245 00:08:41,375 --> 00:08:42,745 Is this your card? 246 00:08:42,845 --> 00:08:45,083 That's magic. Any other ideas? 247 00:08:45,183 --> 00:08:46,218 You go see Viscera. 248 00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:47,555 Daddy will take care of it. 249 00:08:47,689 --> 00:08:50,159 I wing-manned one suitor into Megaera's life, 250 00:08:50,260 --> 00:08:51,495 I can do it again. 251 00:08:51,630 --> 00:08:52,965 And I still got that Oracle plan 252 00:08:53,065 --> 00:08:58,476 in my back pocket, and I'm feeling very spooky. 253 00:08:58,577 --> 00:09:00,046 That's a ghost, Stupe. 254 00:09:00,213 --> 00:09:01,617 So, are we gonna keep playing 255 00:09:01,717 --> 00:09:04,455 Watermelon-Axe-Mouth or what? 256 00:09:04,556 --> 00:09:06,125 Oh, good, you're here. 257 00:09:06,225 --> 00:09:08,463 Wouldn't miss it. Though, I should warn you, 258 00:09:08,564 --> 00:09:10,233 I'm technically not single. Yet. 259 00:09:10,333 --> 00:09:11,870 Wait, what? Warn me? 260 00:09:12,004 --> 00:09:13,440 Nothing. No, I didn't. 261 00:09:13,507 --> 00:09:16,011 I was just saying... I love to just say. 262 00:09:16,178 --> 00:09:17,314 It's very grounding. 263 00:09:17,414 --> 00:09:18,684 Okay, weirdo. 264 00:09:18,818 --> 00:09:20,286 Let's get started before we lose more light. 265 00:09:20,386 --> 00:09:22,424 Wait, we're actually measuring the sunset? 266 00:09:22,558 --> 00:09:23,727 God, I'm hungry. 267 00:09:23,828 --> 00:09:24,929 Give me your hand. 268 00:09:25,029 --> 00:09:26,533 For measuring. 269 00:09:26,633 --> 00:09:28,169 Just because I'm a hungry cannibal 270 00:09:28,269 --> 00:09:29,404 doesn't mean I want to eat you. 271 00:09:29,505 --> 00:09:31,375 I brought snacks. Here. 272 00:09:31,475 --> 00:09:32,578 I'll hold this counter 273 00:09:32,712 --> 00:09:34,315 and you slowly close your fingers 274 00:09:34,415 --> 00:09:35,752 as the sun sets. 275 00:09:35,852 --> 00:09:37,353 And you're saying this is the only way 276 00:09:37,487 --> 00:09:38,523 to tell time? 277 00:09:38,624 --> 00:09:40,092 Only way I could think of. 278 00:09:40,259 --> 00:09:42,565 So, are you settling in okay, 279 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:43,767 making friends? 280 00:09:43,868 --> 00:09:45,604 Well, I did make one friend. 281 00:09:45,704 --> 00:09:47,709 She was just telling me she met a guy she really likes, 282 00:09:47,842 --> 00:09:49,713 but isn't sure she should tell him. 283 00:09:49,813 --> 00:09:51,583 Okay, I think I get it. 284 00:09:51,683 --> 00:09:53,520 Is it because your "friend" 285 00:09:53,587 --> 00:09:56,025 doesn't know if he feels the same way? 286 00:09:56,125 --> 00:09:57,460 - Exactly. - Well, 287 00:09:57,562 --> 00:09:59,799 I can tell you for certain, he does. 288 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:02,170 How do you know that? 289 00:10:02,270 --> 00:10:04,676 Oh, damn, we screwed it up. 290 00:10:04,809 --> 00:10:06,746 I guess we'll have to come back again tomorrow night. 291 00:10:06,846 --> 00:10:09,018 Right, too, because we... 292 00:10:09,118 --> 00:10:10,287 Jerky? 293 00:10:10,387 --> 00:10:12,424 What kind? 294 00:10:13,561 --> 00:10:15,998 - Meg. - Oh, Shlub, what are you doing here? 295 00:10:16,132 --> 00:10:18,403 Why don't you introduce me to your friend? 296 00:10:18,537 --> 00:10:20,106 - Huh? - What's up, Meg? 297 00:10:20,206 --> 00:10:21,275 I'm Broseidon. 298 00:10:21,375 --> 00:10:23,146 As in, nephew of Poseidon. 299 00:10:23,246 --> 00:10:24,549 Yes, that Poseidon. 300 00:10:24,649 --> 00:10:26,586 But I'm my own guy. I've been working on that. 301 00:10:26,686 --> 00:10:28,323 Oh, sorry. I couldn't really hear you 302 00:10:28,456 --> 00:10:31,963 over all the alarm bells going off in my head. What was that? 303 00:10:32,096 --> 00:10:33,466 Okay! 304 00:10:33,567 --> 00:10:34,669 A feisty one. 305 00:10:34,769 --> 00:10:36,171 Me likey feisty. 306 00:10:36,271 --> 00:10:39,444 Broseidon, did you have something to tell Megaera? 307 00:10:39,545 --> 00:10:40,647 Right, yes. 308 00:10:40,748 --> 00:10:41,917 Speaking of dads, 309 00:10:42,051 --> 00:10:44,121 your father, man, he must be a thief, 310 00:10:44,254 --> 00:10:45,423 because he stole the stars 311 00:10:45,525 --> 00:10:48,129 and he put them in your eyes, baby. 312 00:10:48,229 --> 00:10:49,732 My father is Hades. 313 00:10:49,832 --> 00:10:52,237 Dang! So those are probably, like... 314 00:10:52,371 --> 00:10:54,441 What? People's skulls in there? 315 00:10:54,542 --> 00:10:56,947 You are stupid. 316 00:10:57,047 --> 00:10:59,317 Oh, man, and you are so scary. 317 00:10:59,417 --> 00:11:02,625 I love it when women are mean to me. 318 00:11:02,725 --> 00:11:04,595 I'm seeing you in a vision. 319 00:11:04,696 --> 00:11:07,367 The vision is caused by volcano fumes. 320 00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:08,670 I see an ocean, 321 00:11:08,770 --> 00:11:11,208 but specifically not a houseboat. 322 00:11:11,308 --> 00:11:14,381 And a guy... Okay, wow, this is crucial, 323 00:11:14,481 --> 00:11:16,753 with a ponytail on his chin. 324 00:11:16,853 --> 00:11:18,657 She's describing you. 325 00:11:18,757 --> 00:11:20,059 Okay, but, like, 326 00:11:20,159 --> 00:11:22,632 is she coincidentally hallucinating exactly me 327 00:11:22,732 --> 00:11:24,368 while not seeing me right in front of her, or... 328 00:11:24,468 --> 00:11:27,007 Let's have whatever takeaway feels right and move on. 329 00:11:27,107 --> 00:11:28,810 May I present to you, 330 00:11:28,911 --> 00:11:29,979 for your pleasure, 331 00:11:30,079 --> 00:11:32,585 the world-famous Sebacean Chorus! 332 00:11:37,293 --> 00:11:39,665 Your plague took out everyone but the bases. 333 00:11:39,765 --> 00:11:43,741 Oh, they're terrible, but I do like how you said it was my plague. 334 00:11:43,808 --> 00:11:45,043 Don't forget that. 335 00:11:45,143 --> 00:11:47,915 Now, let's talk about my temple. 336 00:11:48,015 --> 00:11:50,821 Can I have everybody's attention, please? 337 00:11:50,921 --> 00:11:52,725 I'm looking for a volunteer 338 00:11:52,825 --> 00:11:55,598 for some experiments I'm gonna be doing 339 00:11:55,664 --> 00:11:57,568 on the causes of plague. 340 00:11:57,702 --> 00:11:59,004 The causes of plague? 341 00:11:59,104 --> 00:12:00,440 Full disclosure, 342 00:12:00,508 --> 00:12:01,809 this will be extremely dangerous, 343 00:12:01,943 --> 00:12:03,881 but you just might save your city. 344 00:12:03,981 --> 00:12:06,385 Oh, Hippocampus, that reminds me. 345 00:12:06,451 --> 00:12:07,588 I wanted to tell you... 346 00:12:07,722 --> 00:12:08,991 Give it up, you little creep, 347 00:12:09,091 --> 00:12:10,861 or I shall crush you into a paste. 348 00:12:10,961 --> 00:12:13,232 Nice. Unfortunately for you, 349 00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:14,167 I'm a scientist, 350 00:12:14,268 --> 00:12:16,540 so it's my job to figure out the truth. 351 00:12:16,673 --> 00:12:18,710 The truth? Who cares? 352 00:12:18,810 --> 00:12:20,914 - Anyone? - I'll do it. 353 00:12:20,981 --> 00:12:22,752 Scrumbo... 354 00:12:22,852 --> 00:12:25,490 I got nothing left to lose. 355 00:12:25,591 --> 00:12:27,294 And if I'm gonna go out, 356 00:12:27,427 --> 00:12:29,632 I'd rather do it helping. 357 00:12:29,765 --> 00:12:30,834 No, no, no. 358 00:12:30,935 --> 00:12:32,638 Healthy. Guess I should have specified. 359 00:12:32,738 --> 00:12:35,511 Thought it was clear. 360 00:12:35,611 --> 00:12:37,648 I believe plague may be caused 361 00:12:37,749 --> 00:12:40,253 by something that grows in poopy water. 362 00:12:40,386 --> 00:12:42,725 Not any act of any god, 363 00:12:42,825 --> 00:12:44,795 just normal poopy water. 364 00:12:44,929 --> 00:12:46,331 What? 365 00:12:46,431 --> 00:12:47,935 Are you saying we should be kissing the water's ass 366 00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:49,171 instead of Deliria? 367 00:12:49,271 --> 00:12:51,309 How would we kiss water's ass? 368 00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:52,477 We'll find a way. 369 00:12:52,611 --> 00:12:53,947 Goddess wrath! 370 00:12:54,047 --> 00:12:57,086 You can't silence the tr...! 371 00:12:57,186 --> 00:12:59,859 Now, where were we? 372 00:12:59,959 --> 00:13:03,199 This next song is just for the lovers. 373 00:13:05,169 --> 00:13:07,340 I figured out what I was doing wrong last time. 374 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:09,546 I needed a little help from the earth vapors, 375 00:13:09,679 --> 00:13:10,781 if you know what I mean. 376 00:13:10,881 --> 00:13:12,618 I am an incredible wingman, 377 00:13:12,718 --> 00:13:15,958 and everything is going fine without you. 378 00:13:16,058 --> 00:13:17,662 This is fun, 379 00:13:17,795 --> 00:13:19,231 but I feel bad about Ty. 380 00:13:19,364 --> 00:13:21,335 He's a really genuine guy, and I don't want to hurt him. 381 00:13:21,402 --> 00:13:22,838 You're a good woman, man. 382 00:13:22,972 --> 00:13:24,776 But you have to promise me when we break up, 383 00:13:24,943 --> 00:13:26,112 you're gonna give me hell. 384 00:13:26,212 --> 00:13:27,615 Because I feel that, deep down, 385 00:13:27,715 --> 00:13:29,653 that's the kind of treatment I deserve. 386 00:13:29,753 --> 00:13:31,455 Of course, Broseidon. 387 00:13:31,556 --> 00:13:32,691 Of course. 388 00:13:32,825 --> 00:13:35,330 But first, I have to break up with Ty. 389 00:13:35,430 --> 00:13:37,300 She's gonna break up with you! 390 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,970 I saw it! In her vision! 391 00:13:39,071 --> 00:13:40,439 And in real life! 392 00:13:40,540 --> 00:13:42,076 Oh man, I got to hide. 393 00:13:42,210 --> 00:13:45,050 These volcano fumes are wild. 394 00:13:46,687 --> 00:13:47,955 Megaera! 395 00:13:48,055 --> 00:13:50,359 Ty, listen, you're a really great guy, 396 00:13:50,459 --> 00:13:52,798 but I don't think this is gonna work out. 397 00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:54,234 I met someone else. 398 00:13:54,335 --> 00:13:55,437 Oh, no. 399 00:13:55,571 --> 00:13:56,739 I'm sad, but I understand. 400 00:13:56,839 --> 00:13:58,176 It was kind of nuts. 401 00:13:58,276 --> 00:13:59,912 We just had such a connection, 402 00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:01,916 and this crazy oracle said something. 403 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,154 I told you it would work. 404 00:14:04,254 --> 00:14:05,658 Is that the oracle? 405 00:14:07,661 --> 00:14:08,730 Shlub? What... 406 00:14:08,830 --> 00:14:11,603 Did you plan all this? 407 00:14:11,703 --> 00:14:13,006 Oh, no. Oh, no. 408 00:14:13,106 --> 00:14:18,048 Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. 409 00:14:18,115 --> 00:14:20,119 Anyone want to hit the volcano with me? 410 00:14:20,219 --> 00:14:23,459 Fumes? No? It's possible I have a problem. 411 00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:30,440 You made up a whole scheme with your family 412 00:14:30,574 --> 00:14:31,709 so I'd break up with you? 413 00:14:31,809 --> 00:14:33,345 How insulting is that! 414 00:14:33,445 --> 00:14:35,951 I was worried you'd be upset if I ended things. 415 00:14:36,052 --> 00:14:38,524 You thought I'd be upset after two dates? 416 00:14:38,624 --> 00:14:41,195 Well, in my defense, you do seem pretty upset. 417 00:14:41,295 --> 00:14:43,232 I'm not mad you broke up with me, 418 00:14:43,332 --> 00:14:46,205 I'm mad you did it like a two-faced 419 00:14:46,305 --> 00:14:47,307 weaselly coward! 420 00:14:47,373 --> 00:14:48,977 If you could just calm down for a second 421 00:14:49,077 --> 00:14:50,446 we can talk about this. 422 00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:52,017 Calm down? 423 00:14:52,117 --> 00:14:56,258 That's it, I am officially submitting your Fury ticket. 424 00:14:56,358 --> 00:14:57,828 Ya Furied! 425 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:01,903 And with this drop of blood, 426 00:15:02,003 --> 00:15:05,276 I consecrate this stone in the name of Deliria, 427 00:15:05,443 --> 00:15:09,083 which will be one of the thousands of stones... 428 00:15:09,184 --> 00:15:10,854 You're saying the tallest structure 429 00:15:10,921 --> 00:15:12,525 - in the world? - Yes. 430 00:15:12,625 --> 00:15:13,860 Millions of stones 431 00:15:13,927 --> 00:15:16,498 forming the great temple of Deliria. 432 00:15:16,599 --> 00:15:17,768 And you're saying each one 433 00:15:17,835 --> 00:15:19,538 has to be consecrated in my blood? 434 00:15:19,638 --> 00:15:22,443 Oh, I don't know. How much blood do things typically have? 435 00:15:22,511 --> 00:15:26,553 I don't think enough for a million stones. 436 00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:35,270 Ah! 437 00:15:35,370 --> 00:15:38,075 Oh! 438 00:15:38,175 --> 00:15:39,812 Hey, what do you think you're doing? 439 00:15:39,912 --> 00:15:42,518 Proving that this water is causing the plague 440 00:15:42,618 --> 00:15:45,423 when I infect myself. 441 00:15:46,526 --> 00:15:48,530 Look, Scumbo! Look what he's... 442 00:15:48,630 --> 00:15:52,036 You would have liked it, I bet. 443 00:15:54,107 --> 00:15:56,011 You punny little rat. 444 00:15:56,111 --> 00:15:57,414 I wonder where I'll start. 445 00:15:57,515 --> 00:16:00,386 Phantom itch? Untreatable urinary infection? 446 00:16:00,486 --> 00:16:01,990 You are very good at this. 447 00:16:02,090 --> 00:16:04,863 I know I am. You aren't just messing with a Fury. 448 00:16:04,963 --> 00:16:06,098 You are messing 449 00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:09,839 with a three-time Fury of the month. 450 00:16:09,939 --> 00:16:11,475 Just jump, Ty. 451 00:16:11,576 --> 00:16:13,279 You'd save us both a lot of trouble. 452 00:16:13,346 --> 00:16:15,316 I could be home in time for dinner. 453 00:16:15,450 --> 00:16:16,719 Ah! 454 00:16:16,819 --> 00:16:19,124 You already took the coward's way out once. 455 00:16:19,191 --> 00:16:20,594 Why not do it again? 456 00:16:20,694 --> 00:16:21,863 Coward! 457 00:16:21,963 --> 00:16:23,667 Coward! 458 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,971 Coward! 459 00:16:26,071 --> 00:16:28,977 I know. I know I am. 460 00:16:29,077 --> 00:16:31,616 I was too afraid to have an awkward break-up conversation with you. 461 00:16:31,749 --> 00:16:32,885 You're absolutely right. 462 00:16:32,952 --> 00:16:34,889 I am a coward. 463 00:16:34,956 --> 00:16:36,960 What did you do? 464 00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:38,897 Nothing, I just said you're right. 465 00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:41,068 Stop doing that! 466 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:42,504 I'm sorry? 467 00:16:42,604 --> 00:16:44,141 No, don't be. 468 00:16:44,241 --> 00:16:46,947 This is where I tear you down and make you feel like garbage. 469 00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:48,716 But I already feel like garbage. 470 00:16:48,850 --> 00:16:49,986 I sort of always do. 471 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,155 I know I'm scared 472 00:16:51,255 --> 00:16:52,558 and I'm an idiot around women, 473 00:16:52,658 --> 00:16:53,860 and I'm ashamed of that. 474 00:16:53,994 --> 00:16:57,099 Which makes you impervious to Fury. 475 00:16:57,199 --> 00:17:03,179 I mean, it's terrifying, but I'm not gonna kill myself. 476 00:17:03,279 --> 00:17:05,784 Oh, I'm... I'm not mad anymore. 477 00:17:05,884 --> 00:17:07,821 Not even a trace of it. 478 00:17:07,921 --> 00:17:08,990 Wild. 479 00:17:09,090 --> 00:17:10,359 Maybe I was just hungry. 480 00:17:10,492 --> 00:17:11,762 Well, great. 481 00:17:11,862 --> 00:17:13,332 So, friends? 482 00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:14,936 Oh, no. No, no, no. 483 00:17:15,036 --> 00:17:18,408 But I am, however, going to do some cardio. 484 00:17:20,113 --> 00:17:21,448 You stop that right now. 485 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:24,087 Uh-oh. Are you worried I'm gonna get sick? 486 00:17:24,221 --> 00:17:26,760 Possibly because you don't cause plagues 487 00:17:26,893 --> 00:17:28,195 and something else does? 488 00:17:28,328 --> 00:17:29,832 Of course not. I just don't want you 489 00:17:29,932 --> 00:17:31,435 to stink on the ride home. 490 00:17:31,536 --> 00:17:35,376 Hope I don't get deformed from something you didn't do. 491 00:17:35,476 --> 00:17:40,419 Oh... Oh! 492 00:17:41,690 --> 00:17:43,192 Oh, God! What did I do? 493 00:17:43,259 --> 00:17:44,962 Mom, it was a game of chicken! 494 00:17:45,096 --> 00:17:46,832 You were supposed to stop me! 495 00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:48,135 Calm down. 496 00:17:48,202 --> 00:17:50,372 No-plague zap. 497 00:17:57,688 --> 00:17:58,790 You saved me! 498 00:17:58,890 --> 00:18:00,360 You can actually cure this thing? 499 00:18:00,493 --> 00:18:01,830 You should know there aren't 500 00:18:01,930 --> 00:18:03,365 a lot of things I can't kill. 501 00:18:03,465 --> 00:18:06,606 And whatever plague is seems to be very, very small. 502 00:18:06,706 --> 00:18:09,211 Y'all saw it was the water, though, right? 503 00:18:09,311 --> 00:18:10,814 Who cares what it was? 504 00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:12,517 Deliria fixed it! 505 00:18:12,618 --> 00:18:14,388 All hail Deliria! 506 00:18:14,454 --> 00:18:16,392 All hail Deliria! 507 00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:18,061 I got to hand it to you, Mom. 508 00:18:18,161 --> 00:18:19,330 I did see a master at work. 509 00:18:19,430 --> 00:18:21,001 You stopped me from getting any glory, 510 00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:22,805 and you still have your plague worshipers. 511 00:18:22,938 --> 00:18:25,309 Are you kidding? Cure worship is nothing. 512 00:18:25,409 --> 00:18:27,213 It lasts a few days, tops. 513 00:18:27,346 --> 00:18:28,482 I didn't get into this 514 00:18:28,617 --> 00:18:31,121 for random admiration once in a while. 515 00:18:31,221 --> 00:18:32,858 I'm in the fear business. 516 00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:34,227 This place is kicked. 517 00:18:34,327 --> 00:18:35,998 Well, maybe they'll start pooping 518 00:18:36,065 --> 00:18:37,367 in their drinking water again. 519 00:18:37,535 --> 00:18:39,270 Stop trying to make me feel better. 520 00:18:39,404 --> 00:18:42,578 All hail Deliria, savior of the... 521 00:18:42,678 --> 00:18:43,513 Oh, shut up. 522 00:18:45,450 --> 00:18:47,453 Okay, 79 Krapopolis. 523 00:18:47,554 --> 00:18:49,290 Oh, good. I was worried I'd missed you. 524 00:18:49,390 --> 00:18:53,933 80 Krapopolis, 81 Krapopolis, and it's down. 525 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:55,336 So, work is done. 526 00:18:55,436 --> 00:18:57,173 Perfect timing. You want to get a drink? 527 00:18:57,273 --> 00:18:59,579 You know, I would, but I can't tonight. 528 00:18:59,679 --> 00:19:01,181 My friend just went through a bad breakup 529 00:19:01,281 --> 00:19:02,518 and she wants to blow off some steam. 530 00:19:02,651 --> 00:19:04,521 - Hey, Vis. - Don't hurt me. 531 00:19:04,622 --> 00:19:05,724 Oh, whoa. 532 00:19:05,824 --> 00:19:07,260 Why would she hurt you? 533 00:19:07,393 --> 00:19:10,166 Oh, my God! 534 00:19:10,266 --> 00:19:11,434 You're the guy! 535 00:19:11,569 --> 00:19:13,305 Oh, yeah, he's the guy. 536 00:19:13,405 --> 00:19:16,245 - And you guys are good friends. - Yep. 537 00:19:16,345 --> 00:19:18,248 You're not gonna talk about me, are you? 538 00:19:18,349 --> 00:19:20,721 "You're not gonna talk about me?" I mean, come on, we're girls. 539 00:19:20,821 --> 00:19:21,956 Oh, yeah, big time. 540 00:19:22,023 --> 00:19:24,461 Hey, um, could you maybe 541 00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:26,999 not tell anyone you stopped a Fury? 542 00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,304 Or at least, like, not how, right? 543 00:19:29,438 --> 00:19:31,274 It's just, like, my whole job 544 00:19:31,374 --> 00:19:33,445 is to get guys to kill themselves. 545 00:19:33,546 --> 00:19:35,951 So if word gets out, you know what I'm saying? 546 00:19:36,084 --> 00:19:37,320 I understand. 547 00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:39,190 And the prince honored her request, 548 00:19:39,324 --> 00:19:42,063 which is why the knowledge of how to stop a Fury 549 00:19:42,163 --> 00:19:44,100 was lost to man forever. 550 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,537 Also why, ironically enough, 551 00:19:45,637 --> 00:19:49,745 no man to this day has truly owned his cowardice 552 00:19:49,845 --> 00:19:52,383 - or apologized for his... - Hey, when you're done... 553 00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,187 Are you serious, David? 554 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:55,790 What? Oh, were you recording? 555 00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:58,162 In my recording studio with the door closed, 556 00:19:58,262 --> 00:19:59,497 was I recording? 557 00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:01,201 Jeez, you don't have to be a... 558 00:20:01,335 --> 00:20:02,938 A what? No, say it. 559 00:20:03,005 --> 00:20:04,608 Am I inconveniencing you, David, 560 00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:06,245 doing the job that pays our rent? 561 00:20:06,378 --> 00:20:07,915 For the cramped apartment we had to move into 562 00:20:08,049 --> 00:20:10,019 because you murdered that guy? Sorry. 563 00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:11,322 What did you just say? 564 00:20:11,422 --> 00:20:12,892 Accidentally murdered. 565 00:20:13,025 --> 00:20:14,662 - Get out! - I shouldn't have said that. 566 00:20:14,762 --> 00:20:17,500 - I said get out! - Okay, okay! 567 00:20:17,567 --> 00:20:19,338 Which is why no man to this day 568 00:20:19,438 --> 00:20:23,913 has ever apologized for his transgressions. 569 00:20:24,046 --> 00:20:26,084 I'm gonna murder you, David! 570 00:20:26,184 --> 00:20:27,287 I said I'm sorry! 571 00:20:27,353 --> 00:20:29,490 I'm sorry, I'm sor...! 572 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,773 Hey, sis. How you doing? 573 00:20:36,873 --> 00:20:38,309 Those vapors were strong. 574 00:20:38,409 --> 00:20:39,979 I shouldn't have gotten near them. 575 00:20:40,045 --> 00:20:41,649 But yeah, I'm okay now. 576 00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:43,753 You know, Dad's an expert in this kind of thing. 577 00:20:43,820 --> 00:20:46,692 If you need help coming down from it or anything. 578 00:20:46,759 --> 00:20:49,130 No, I'm good. But good looking out, bro. 579 00:20:49,230 --> 00:20:51,769 Of course. 580 00:20:51,869 --> 00:20:54,575 The Society of Oracles is aware 581 00:20:54,675 --> 00:20:58,081 that you've been impersonating us. 582 00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:00,820 Oh, shoot. 583 00:21:08,670 --> 00:21:10,507 You already know where I'm gonna hit you! 584 00:21:10,607 --> 00:21:14,046 As do you. A worthy adversary indeed. 585 00:21:16,686 --> 00:21:18,923 I'm anticipating every blow. 586 00:21:19,024 --> 00:21:20,259 I'm a real oracle! 587 00:21:20,393 --> 00:21:22,063 Oh, I almost forgot. 588 00:21:22,163 --> 00:21:23,498 Not now, Hippo. 589 00:21:23,599 --> 00:21:27,006 I'm being inducted into the Society of Oracles. 590 00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:28,375 I'll go get Dad. 591 00:21:31,014 --> 00:21:32,817 Did you get any of that?